RONALD TRUMP
$RONALD · FROM FRY COOK TO FLIGHT LOG
$RONALD · FROM FRY COOK TO FLIGHT LOG
A memecoin. A game. A cry for help.
FROM FRY COOK TO FLIGHT LOG
He started at the fryer. He ended up on the list. Play the whole climb, then buy the coin, or don't. He would.
Live market data appears here once the token is trading.
The game
Run Ronald from the fryer in Queens to a very private island. Every level is a new career. Every bankruptcy costs you 10% of your net worth, which he calls a strategy. Each level is about twenty seconds if you don't die. You will die. Turn your sound on. The narrator is your browser's own voice, and it does not want to be here.
The lore
Ronald Trump is what happens when a clown and a real estate guy share a hair budget. He is not smart. He is not kind. He is unbelievably confident, and that has been enough at every single step. This is his career, in order, exactly as it happened.
Queens, 1985. Minimum wage, maximum confidence. Do not touch the fryer.
Got a headset. Got a taste of power. Ate 40 nuggets "as tax."
A small loan of $1M from the register. 58 floors. He says 68.
Lost money on opening night. Got richer. Nobody can explain this.
Fired sixteen contestants and the camera guy. Show is audio only now.
Ran on fries. Won. A rich friend has a jet. The friend has an island.
Ronald Force One. Redacted turbulence. The list gets unsealed on arrival.
Tokenomics
Total supply
Buy / sell tax
Liquidity status
Team allocation
Utility. None. The game is free. The coin does nothing. We are being extremely clear about this.
Bankruptcies planned. It's a strategy.
NOT LAUNCHED YET. Anything claiming to be $RONALD right now is a scam wearing a wig.
When there is an address it goes here and nowhere else first. Verify it on the explorer before trading. Copycats reuse names. Ronald would too.
How to buy
A self-custody wallet that supports the chain. Write the seed phrase down offline. Nobody from this project will ever ask for it. Ronald might. Ignore him.
Buy it on an exchange, send it to the wallet, keep a little extra for fees.
Address, not name. Searching by name is how you buy the wig.
Because you might. Low-liquidity tokens move hard on single trades, in both directions. Set slippage low.
Roadmap
Only things the team actually controls are listed. Exchange listings, celebrity anything, and price targets are not promises anyone here can make.
FAQ
No. It is a token attached to a browser game about a clown. No revenue, no dividend, no claim on anything. Its price is whatever the next degenerate pays. Money spent on it may not come back, and probably won't.
The game does things. The coin does not. Anyone who tells you the coin has utility is either lying or has confused it with the game, which is free and doesn't need it.
Answered with wallet links once launched. If the team holds tokens, the number and the vesting will be listed here, not implied.
Answered with the lock transaction once launched. "Trust us" is not an answer. Ronald says "trust me" a lot. Note the pattern.
No. If that ever changes the report gets linked here. Claiming an audit that doesn't exist is fraud, and Ronald is the only one here allowed to commit fraud, and only inside the game.
No. This is parody. No affiliation with, endorsement from, or sponsorship by any person, company, or clown referenced in the name, artwork, game, or soundtrack. The narrator is a text-to-speech voice, and it would like that on the record.